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omg i meating the stupidist ppl in the whole world on mith marr for real

liek las night im explore this brand new zone called south ro to try and find a place to ding to 6 (im veary close to lvl, its esay cause im a monk)

so im like reely scared in this new zone and i get across the desert safe and then suddenly i see this whole camp of orc standing there and im liek 'sweet action'

so im get redy to move in to attack and sudden this palidin called lovehart come running up in front of me

and hes like 'halt'

and im liek 'um hi wtf??'

and hes liek 'u may not comit a unprovoked attack on tht peaceful camp of orc'

and im like 'huh???'

and hes like 'i do not premit u to kill them 4 no reson'

and im like 'wtf dude i need to kill the orc to get experience'

and hes liek 'i will not tolerate acts of aggerssion agianst the peacful orc, warmonger go bakc to where you came'

and im liek 'omg lamer the orcs are here to be kilt for EXP!!

and hes like 'i know your kind u think everything is here for u to kill whenever it benifit u huh?'

and im like 'uh pretty much ya'

and so he shouts to the zone 'hey everyone sktergnome is a terrorist!!'

WTF

so i can be pretty smart at times as u may no so i decide to try to give this guy some ration

so im liek 'ok dude orc are evil and attack and kill innocent players all the tiem so i can kill them rightful k??'

and he like 'it doesnt matter they did nothing to u at all'

and im liek 'OMG THEY KILT ME LAST WEEK IN NORTH RO!!!'

and hes liek 'that is a different group of orc that attack u. u have no prove taht they are related to this camp of orc in any way. u cant attak this group jjust cause they look the same u racist'

so im getting preety mad and flabergasted and hes standing there lookin g at me and some of his other friends show up and im ponder the situation

and his friends are liek 'is this the warmonger?'

and hes liek 'ya'

and suddenly i remember that mith marr is no pvp and they cant touch me haha

so im liek 'ive decided to kill the orcs anyway'

and theyre like 'not-uh we just had a vote and voted against u attacking them so now u cant'

so im liek 'whatever stop me if you want pallypants'

and then i move into the camp and start my sweet ninja kicking action

so liek the whole time lovehart and his friends are all shouting to the whole zone 'skatter is babykiller' and 'skatter is a racist and warmonger'

so i finish the kill of orcs and im liek 'whats up now haha'

and they're talk for a moment among themselvs an then the pally is like 'hey dude we dont agree with what u just did but can we loot plz?'

im thinkin about quiting eq

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